A customer in a cafeteria asked the waiter, "Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"
Susan replied, "I just let the flies taste the food first."
一位顾客在自助餐厅问服务员：“苏珊，你们店里怎么一只苍蝇都没有，你是怎么做到的？”
苏珊回答说：“我只是让苍蝇先尝尝我们的食物。”
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