Father: Tom, I spoke to your teacher today. Now I have a question for you. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, Father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think about it. When the other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in class and just watches everyone else work?
Tom: Our teacher, Father.
父亲：汤姆，我今天和你的老师谈过了。现在我想问你一个问题。你们班上谁最懒？
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父亲：啊，你肯定知道！想一想。当其他孩子都在做作业、写字时，谁坐在教室里，只是看着别人学习？
汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。
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