A Friend of the Duck | 鸭的朋友

English Original

An American tourist was having lunch at a restaurant in China that specialized in roast duck. As he served each dish, the waiter explained: "This is the breast of the duck. This is the leg of the duck. This is the wing of the duck…"

Then came a dish the tourist recognized as chicken. He waited for an explanation, but the waiter remained silent.

"Well," the tourist finally asked, "what is this?"

"It's a friend of the duck," replied the waiter.


中文翻译

一位美国游客在中国一家专营烤鸭的餐厅吃午饭。服务员每上一道菜都会解释:“这是鸭胸。这是鸭腿。这是鸭翅……”

接着上了一道菜,游客认出是鸡肉。他等着服务员解释,但服务员却一言不发。

“那么,”游客终于忍不住问道,“这是什么?”

“这是鸭的朋友。”服务员答道。

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