English Original
"Did the children behave when you bathed them?" inquired the mistress to the new French nurse, when she returned home from the party.
"All but the biggest boy. He kicked and screamed before I put him in the water," replied the nurse.
"Which biggest boy? We have only one boy, Freddy, and he's only two years old."
"It is not little Freddy, I mean. It is the big boy with glasses and curly hair."
"Good gracious! That's not my boy, that's my husband."
中文翻译
“你给孩子们洗澡的时候，他们规矩吗？”女主人参加完宴会回家后，向新来的法国保姆询问道。
“除了那个最大的男孩，其他都很好。在我把他放进水里之前，他又踢又叫，”保姆回答道。
“哪个最大的男孩？我们只有一个男孩，叫弗雷迪，他才两岁。”
“我不是指小弗雷迪。我是说那个戴眼镜、卷头发的大男孩。”
“天哪！那不是我的孩子，那是我丈夫。”