A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man."
"How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."
有个人在参观墓地时，看到一块墓碑上刻着：
"在此长眠的是约翰·凯利，一位律师，一个诚实的人。"
"这可真有意思！" 他惊呼道。"他们在一个坟墓里埋了三个人。"
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