Ivan came home with a bloody nose.
"What happened?" his mother asked.
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。
"发生了什么事？" 他妈妈问。
"一个男孩咬了我一口，" 伊凡说。
"再见到他你能认出来吗？" 妈妈问。
"他走到哪里我都能认出他，" 伊凡说。"他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。"
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