An Opponent Lost His Head | 对手丢了脑袋

English Original

While delivering a long and tedious speech, a politician faced persistent heckling from the gallery. Then, someone threw a cabbage onto the stage. "Ladies and gentlemen," the politician remarked, "I see that one of my opponents has lost his head."


中文翻译

一位政客正在发表冗长乏味的演讲时,不断遭到旁听席的诘问。接着,有人将一个卷心菜扔到了台上。这位政客说道:“女士们,先生们,我看到我的一位对手丢了脑袋。”

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