English Original
A rather attractive woman approaches the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. She signals for him to bring his face close to hers and begins to gently caress his full, bushy beard.
"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she continues, running her hands up into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes," she continues huskily, placing a couple of fingers into his mouth for him to suck gently. "I need you to give him a message."
"Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies' room."
中文翻译
一位相当迷人的女子走进一家安静的乡村酒吧，来到吧台前。她极具诱惑力地向酒保打了个手势，酒保立刻走了过来。她示意酒保把脸凑近，然后开始温柔地抚摸他浓密蓬松的胡子。
“你是这里的老板吗？”她双手轻抚着他的脸问道。
“实际上，我不是，”他回答。
“你能帮我叫他来吗？我需要和他谈谈，”她继续说着，双手向上滑入他的头发。
“恐怕不行，”酒保呼吸急促地说，显然被撩动了。“有什么我能为您效劳的吗？”
“有的，”她声音沙哑地继续说道，将几根手指放入他口中让他轻轻吮吸。“我需要你给他带个口信。”
“告诉他女厕所里没有卫生纸了。”