Who Is Stupid? | 谁愚蠢

English Original

A teacher, trying to apply her knowledge of psychology, began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a moment, little Johnny stood up.

The teacher asked, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am," he replied. "But I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"


中文翻译

一位老师试图运用她的心理学知识。她这样开始上课:“谁认为自己蠢,就站起来!”

过了一会儿,小约翰尼站了起来。

老师问道:“约翰尼,你认为自己蠢吗?”

“不,老师,”他回答。“我只是不忍心看你一个人在那里!”

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