English Original
A young couple went to the girl's house intending to be intimate. Before entering, the girl stopped the guy and explained, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed. I don't want her to know what we're doing, so when I say 'baloney,' it means go harder, and when I say 'pastrami,' it means go slower."
They proceeded to the top bunk. During their encounter, the girl first moaned, "Baloney, baloney, baloney," then shouted, "Pastrami, pastrami, pastrami," before returning to, "Baloney, baloney, baloney."
Finally, her little sister called out from below, "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"
中文翻译
一对年轻情侣去了女孩家，打算亲热。进门之前，女孩拦住男孩解释道：“我妹妹睡在我们双层床的下铺。我不想让她知道我们在做什么，所以当我说‘baloney’（大香肠）时，意思是用力点；当我说‘pastrami’（熏牛肉）时，意思是慢一点。”
他们随后爬上了上铺。过程中，女孩先是呻吟着说：“Baloney, baloney, baloney，”然后喊道：“Pastrami, pastrami, pastrami，”接着又回到：“Baloney, baloney, baloney。”
最后，她的小妹妹在下面喊道：“你们能不能别在上面做三明治了？蛋黄酱都弄我一身了！”