A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
A：我有一个很完美的儿子。
B：他抽烟吗？
A：不抽。
B：他喝威士忌酒吗？
A：不喝。
B：他会不会很晚回家？
A：不会。
B：我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了？
A：下个星期三就满6个月了。
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