The Perfect Son | 完美的儿子

English Original

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


中文翻译

A:我有一个很完美的儿子。

B:他抽烟吗?

A:不抽。

B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

A:不喝。

B:他会不会很晚回家?

A:不会。

B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了?

A:下个星期三就满6个月了。

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