The Last Chance | 最后的机会

English Original

God decided to create "woman" and needed to take a rib from Adam.

He gave Adam some sleeping pills, smiled, and said, "Adam, enjoy your sleep. This is the last chance you'll have to enjoy a peaceful, noise-free slumber."


中文翻译

上帝决定创造“女人”,为此需要从亚当身上取一根肋骨。

他给了亚当一些安眠药,微笑着说道:“亚当,好好享受你的睡眠吧。这将是你最后一次享受安宁、没有噪音的酣睡了。”

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