Rowing in a Wheat Field | 麦田划船

English Original

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver turned to her friend and said, "You know, it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replied, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."


中文翻译

两个金发女郎正沿着麦田旁的一条路开车,这时她们看见一个金发女郎在麦田中央划着一艘划艇。

开车的女郎转向她的朋友说:“你知道,就是那种金发女郎坏了我们的名声!”

对此,另一个金发女郎回答道:“我知道,如果我会游泳,我就过去把她淹死。”

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