Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver turned to her friend and said, "You know, it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replied, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
两个金发女郎正沿着麦田旁的一条路开车，这时她们看见一个金发女郎在麦田中央划着一艘划艇。
开车的女郎转向她的朋友说：“你知道，就是那种金发女郎坏了我们的名声！”
对此，另一个金发女郎回答道：“我知道，如果我会游泳，我就过去把她淹死。”
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