Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
律师：你说你离事故现场大约有35英尺远？那么你到底能看清多远的东西？
证人：这么说吧，我早上醒来就能看见太阳，而别人告诉我太阳大约在9300万英里之外。
A humorous dialogue where one man complains about his eas...
A husband repeatedly compares his wife's rear end to a gr...
A man explains to a policeman that he didn't shout during...
A lawyer questions a witness's claim about distance and e...
A minister's plea for forgiveness for illegal parking, wr...
A proud father arranges for George Bernard Shaw to hear h...
A dentist explains an unusually high charge for a tooth e...
A man complains to his friend about his wife's frustratin...
A pregnant woman asks when her baby will move, and the do...
A man complains to his friend about his wife's frustratin...
A diner's attempt at a simple meal descends into absurdit...
Three professors miss their train while chatting. Two boa...
An impatient diner complains about slow service, to which...
An elderly man, excited about his new alligator boots, tr...
A humorous dialogue where a boy drinks a lot of water aft...
A wife threatens divorce upon discovering her husband's m...
A wife questions her husband why he doesn't kiss her like...
A wife humorously expresses her wish to be a newspaper to...
A conductor questions a mother and her son about the boy'...
A man rushes into a dentist's office, insisting on a no-a...