English Original
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road, she sees him again, this time crouched behind a tree stump.
"My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf," she says.
Again, the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road, she spots him once more, crouched behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "For Chrissakes!! Will you get lost?! I'm trying to take a dump!"
中文翻译
小红帽正蹦蹦跳跳地走在路上，突然看见大灰狼蹲在一根圆木后面。
"天哪，你的眼睛可真大呀，狼先生，" 小红帽说道。
受惊的狼跳起来跑掉了。沿着路再往前走，小红帽又看见了他，这次他蹲在一个树桩后面。
"天哪，你的耳朵可真大呀，狼先生，" 她说。
再次受挫的狼跳起来又跑掉了。大约走了两英里，小红帽又一次发现了他，他正蹲在一个路标后面。
"天哪，你的牙齿可真大呀，狼先生，" 小红帽嘲弄道。
听到这话，大灰狼跳起来尖叫道："看在上帝的份上！！你能走开吗？！我正想拉屎呢！"