English Original
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, claiming it was his mission.
He kissed her once, then twice, and said, "Now that's addition."
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly returned the kisses and said, "Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. Together they smiled and said, "That's multiplication."
Suddenly, her dad appeared on the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked the boy three blocks away and declared, "That's long division!"
中文翻译
一个男孩正在教一个女孩算术，并说这是他的使命。
他亲了她一下，又亲了两下，然后说：“这是加法。”
女孩心满意足地默不作声，甜蜜地回亲了他，说道：“这是减法。”
接着，男孩亲了女孩，女孩也亲了男孩，无需任何解释。两人相视而笑，齐声说道：“这是乘法。”
突然，女孩的爸爸出现了，并迅速做出了决定。他一脚把男孩踢出三条街远，并宣布：“这是长除法！”