A Blonde Forever | 永远的金发女郎

English Original

A blonde, tired of all the blonde jokes, decided to dye her hair brown. She went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep you have, can I keep one?" she asked.

The shepherd, though puzzled, agreed. Out of the blue, she blurted out, "Three hundred and fifty-two!"

He was stunned but kept his word and let her pick a sheep. She chose the cutest one.

The shepherd then looked at her and said, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?"


中文翻译

一位厌倦了所有关于金发女郎笑话的金发女郎,决定把头发染成棕色。她开车去乡下兜风,遇到一位牧羊人正赶着羊群过马路。

"嘿,牧羊人!如果我猜中你有多少只羊,我能带走一只吗?"她问道。

牧羊人虽然困惑,但还是同意了。她突然脱口而出:"三百五十二只!"

牧羊人震惊不已,但信守承诺,让她挑选一只羊。她选了最可爱的那只。

牧羊人看着她,说道:"如果我猜中你头发的真实颜色,我能要回我的狗吗?"

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