"Flowers need water," said the teacher. "Water your flowers every day, or they'll die."
One morning, Mother saw Marry in the garden and asked, "What are you doing there, Marry?"
"Watering flowers," said Marry.
"But it is raining now!"
"Oh, it doesn't matter, Mum."
“花需要水，”老师说，“每天给花浇水，否则它们会死掉的。”
一天早上，母亲看到玛丽在花园里，便问道：“玛丽，你在那儿做什么？”
“我在浇花，”玛丽说。
“可是现在正在下雨啊！”
“哦，没关系的，妈妈。”
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