Only One Policeman | 只有一个警察

English Original

One day, a father and his young son were walking home. The boy, at an age of endless curiosity, was always asking questions.

He asked, "Dad, what does the word 'drunk' mean?"

"Well, son," his father replied, "look over there. There are two policemen standing. If I see them as four, then I am drunk."

"But, Dad," the boy said, "there's only ONE policeman!"


中文翻译

一天,父亲和他年幼的儿子正走路回家。小男孩正处于充满好奇的年纪,总有问不完的问题。

他问道:“爸爸,‘醉’这个字是什么意思?”

“嗯,儿子,”父亲回答说,“看那边。那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那我就醉了。”

“可是,爸爸,”男孩说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

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