English Original
On a bus, a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"Sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
中文翻译
在公交车上，一名男子发现一个扒手的手伸进了他的口袋。
“抱歉，”他对扒手说，“你太晚了。我妻子在你之前就已经这么做了。”
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