English Original
A thief in Paris planned to steal paintings from the Louvre Museum. After careful planning, he bypassed security, stole the paintings, and safely reached his van. However, he was captured just two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious mistake, he replied, "Monsieur, zat is ze reason I stole ze paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make ze Van Gogh."
- See if you have De Gaulle to send zis on to someone else. We sent it to you because we figured we had nothing Toulouse.
中文翻译
一名巴黎窃贼计划从卢浮宫偷走一些画作。经过周密策划，他绕过了安保，偷走了画作，并安全抵达他的货车。然而，仅仅两个街区后，他就被抓获了，因为他的货车没油了。
当被问及他如何能策划如此罪行却又犯下如此明显的错误时，他回答说：“先生，这就是我偷画的原因。我没有莫奈（钱）去买德加（汽油）来让梵高（货车）走。”
- 看看你是否有戴高乐（勇气）把这个转发给别人。我们发给你是因为我们想，我们图卢兹（一无所有）。