English Original
There was a dog show to determine the world's smartest dog. Three dogs made it to the final: one belonging to a doctor, one to an engineer, and one to a lawyer.
For the final challenge, each dog was given a bag of bones to see what it could create.
The doctor commanded, "Stethoscope, go!" His dog built a detailed human skeleton. The judges were so impressed they were ready to award the trophy immediately but decided to let the others try.
The engineer then said, "Slide-rule, go!" His dog constructed a complex suspension bridge. The judges were beside themselves, unsure which dog to pick.
Finally, the lawyer said, "Loop-hole, go!" His dog promptly ate the bones, secured a percentage of all the tolls from the bridge, and outmaneuvered the other two dogs.
中文翻译
一场旨在评选出世界上最聪明狗狗的犬展正在进行。三只狗进入了决赛，它们的主人分别是一位医生、一位工程师和一位律师。
决赛的挑战是给每只狗一袋骨头，看它们能创造出什么。
医生命令道：“听诊器，上！”他的狗搭建了一个精细的人体骨骼。裁判们印象深刻，几乎想立刻颁发奖杯，但还是决定让其他狗也试一试。
工程师接着说：“滑尺，上！”他的狗建造了一座复杂的悬索桥。裁判们左右为难，不知该选哪一只。
最后，律师说道：“钻空子，上！”他的狗迅速吃掉了骨头，获得了那座桥通行费的一定份额，并巧妙地战胜了另外两只狗。