English Original
A drunk man decides to go ice fishing. He gathers his gear and walks until he finds a large patch of ice. He heads to the center and begins to saw a hole.
Suddenly, a loud, booming voice comes from the sky. "You will find no fish under that ice."
The drunk looks around but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, "As I said before, there are no fish under the ice."
The drunk looks high and low but can't see a soul. He picks up the saw and tries one more time.
Before he can start, the huge voice interrupts. "I have warned you three times now. There are no fish!"
The drunk, now flustered and somewhat scared, asks, "How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?"
"No," the voice replies. "I am the manager of this hockey rink."
中文翻译
一个醉汉决定去冰钓。他收拾好装备，四处走动，直到发现一大片冰面。他走到冰面中央，开始锯洞。
突然，天空中传来一个响亮而低沉的声音：“你在那冰下面找不到鱼。”
醉汉环顾四周，但没看到任何人。他又开始锯冰。那个声音再次响起：“我再说一遍，冰下面没有鱼。”
醉汉上下左右看了个遍，还是一个人影也没看见。他拿起锯子，打算再试最后一次。
他还没来得及开始，那个巨大的声音打断了他：“我已经警告你三次了。没有鱼！”
醉汉这下慌了神，还有点害怕，于是问道：“你怎么知道没有鱼？你是上帝在警告我吗？”
“不是，”那个声音回答，“我是这个冰球场的经理。”