Keeping Pure | 保持纯洁

English Original

A man at a bar notices a woman who comes in alone on a fairly regular basis. After a couple of weeks, he approaches her.

"No, thank you," she says politely. "This may sound rather odd nowadays, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult," the man replies.

"Oh, I don't mind too much," she says. "But it makes my husband pretty upset."


中文翻译

酒吧里,一个男人注意到一位女士,她总是独自一人,并且相当有规律地光顾这里。几周后,他上前搭讪。

"不,谢谢,"她礼貌地说。"这在当今听起来可能有点奇怪,但我要保持纯洁,直到遇见我爱的那个男人。"

"那一定相当困难,"男人回答。

"哦,我倒不太介意,"她说。"但这让我丈夫相当恼火。"

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