In The Bag | 袋中藏身

English Original

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in and saw them.

He dashed toward them, but they escaped to the back of the store. There, they found three sacks to hide in.

When the officer arrived, he examined each sack. He kicked the first bag, and the redhead said "meow" in a high voice. The officer thought it was just a cat and moved on.

He kicked the second bag, and the brunette said "woof" in a low voice. The officer concluded it was just a dog and proceeded to the last bag.

He kicked the third bag, and the blonde shouted "potato!"


中文翻译

一名红发女郎、一名棕发女郎和一名金发女郎抢劫了一家超市。就在她们行窃时,一名警察走进商店,目睹了这一切。

警察冲向她们,但她们成功逃到了商店后部。在那里,她们找到了三个麻袋藏身。

当警察检查到那里时,他挨个检查了每个麻袋。他踢了第一个袋子,红发女郎用高音说了一声“喵”。警察断定袋子里只是只猫,便走向下一个。

他踢了第二个袋子,棕发女郎用低沉的声音说了一声“汪”。警察断定袋子里只是条狗,于是走向最后一个袋子。

他踢了第三个袋子,金发女郎对警察大喊:“土豆!”

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