English Original
Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe by car. In Transylvania, while stopped at a traffic light, a tiny Dracula suddenly leaps onto the hood and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick! What should we do?" cries Sister Marilyn.
"Turn on the windshield wipers. That should get rid of this abomination," replies Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn switches them on, jostling Dracula, but he clings on and continues hissing.
"What now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the washer fluid. I filled it with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn activates the washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, yet he holds fast and keeps hissing.
"Now what?" Sister Marilyn exclaims.
"Show him your cross," advises Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking!" says Sister Marilyn. She rolls down the window and yells, "Get the f*** off our car!"
中文翻译
两位修女，玛丽莲和海伦，正驾车穿越欧洲。在特兰西瓦尼亚，她们在一个红绿灯前停下时，一只小德古拉突然跳到引擎盖上，隔着挡风玻璃对她们嘶嘶作响。
“快！我们该怎么办？”玛丽莲修女喊道。
“打开雨刷。这应该能赶走这个讨厌的东西，”海伦修女回答。
玛丽莲修女打开了雨刷，德古拉被晃来晃去，但他紧紧抓住，继续嘶嘶作响。
“现在怎么办？”她喊道。
“打开雨刷清洗器。我在梵蒂冈给它装满了圣水，”海伦修女说。
玛丽莲修女启动了清洗器。圣水灼伤了德古拉的皮肤，他尖叫起来，但仍然紧抓不放，继续嘶嘶作响。
“现在呢？”玛丽莲修女喊道。
“把你的十字架给他看，”海伦修女建议道。
“这还差不多！”玛丽莲修女说。她摇下车窗，大喊道：“***从我们车上滚下去！”