Graduate Mindsets | 研究生思维面面观

English Original

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?
"Why does it work?"

What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?
"How does it work?"

What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask?
"How much will it cost?"

What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask?
"Do you want fries with that?"


中文翻译

理科研究生会问什么?
“它为什么能行得通?”

工科研究生会问什么?
“它是如何运作的?”

会计学专业的研究生会问什么?
“这要花多少钱?”

文科研究生会问什么?
“您需要搭配薯条吗?”

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