I Want Those Two Back | 我要那两人回来

English Original

A sales representative, an administrative clerk, and their manager were walking to lunch when they discovered an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it, and a Genie appeared.

"I will grant each of you one wish," said the Genie.

"Me first!" exclaimed the clerk. "I wish to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat without a care in the world." Poof! She vanished.

"Me next!" cried the sales rep. "I wish to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a personal masseuse, an endless supply of Piña Coladas, and the love of my life." Poof! He was gone.

"Alright, your turn," the Genie said to the manager.

The manager replied, "I wish for those two to be back in the office after lunch."


中文翻译

一位销售代表、一位行政文员和他们的经理正步行去吃午餐,这时他们发现了一盏古董油灯。他们擦了擦灯,一个精灵出现了。

精灵说:“我将满足你们每人一个愿望。”

“我先来!”文员喊道,“我希望在巴哈马,开着快艇,无忧无虑。”噗!她消失了。

“该我了!”销售代表叫道,“我希望在夏威夷,和我的私人按摩师、源源不断的椰林飘香鸡尾酒,还有我的一生所爱一起在海滩上放松。”噗!他也消失了。

“好了,轮到你了,”精灵对经理说。

经理回答:“我希望那两人午饭后回到办公室。”

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