English Original
A lawyer discovers he has an inoperable brain tumor. It is so large that a brain transplant is required. His doctor presents him with a choice of available brains:
- A jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 per ounce.
- A jar of regular scientist brains for $15 per ounce.
- A jar of lawyer brains for $800 per ounce.
The outraged lawyer exclaims, "This is a rip-off! Why are lawyer brains so damned expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
中文翻译
一位律师发现自己患有一个无法手术的脑部肿瘤。肿瘤太大，必须进行脑移植手术。他的医生为他提供了可选的脑组织：
- 一罐火箭科学家的大脑，每盎司10美元。
- 一罐普通科学家的大脑，每盎司15美元。
- 一罐律师的大脑，每盎司800美元。
愤怒的律师喊道：“这简直是敲诈！为什么律师的大脑这么贵？”
医生回答：“你知道需要多少位律师才能凑出一盎司的脑子吗？”