English Original
A beautiful female doctor is very popular among her male patients and has many romantic, wealthy suitors. Of course, she also faces considerable unwanted attention.
One day, after examining Mr. Chen for infertility at the hospital, the doctor needed to check if his sperm count had decreased. She gave him a small, sealed glass jar and asked him to provide a sample at home and bring it back.
The next day, Mr. Chen returned, but the doctor found the jar still empty.
Mr. Chen explained: "Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, still no luck. I asked my wife to help. She tried with both hands, but it didn't work either. Then I asked her to use her mouth, but she couldn't manage it at all."
Hearing this, the doctor blushed with embarrassment. However, Mr. Chen continued: "Just then, my cousin came to my house with a gift. She's younger and stronger, so I begged her to help. She also tried with her hands first, then with her mouth, putting in a great effort..."
"Stop! Stop!" the doctor couldn't bear it any longer and interrupted, "You asked your cousin to help with such a thing?"
Mr. Chen went on: "She was very willing! But she couldn't do it either. So, I came to you to see if you can..."
Hearing this, the doctor asked angrily, "What do you want me to do?"
Mr. Chen replied, "...to see if you can get the lid of this glass jar open?"
中文翻译
一位美丽的女医生深受男病人欢迎，身边不乏浪漫多金的追求者。当然，她也遇到了不少令人困扰的骚扰。
一天，陈先生在医院做完不孕症检查后，这位女医生需要检查他的精子数量是否减少。她给了他一个密封的小玻璃罐，要求他回家提供样本并带回医院。
第二天，陈先生回来了，但医生发现罐子仍然是空的。
陈先生解释道："昨天，我用右手试了很久，但没动静。然后我换左手试，还是不行。我叫我太太来帮忙，她也用双手试了，也没用。我让她用嘴试试，她也完全没办法。"
听到这里，医生尴尬得满脸通红。然而，陈先生还在继续说："就在那时，我表妹来我家送礼。她更年轻，力气也大，我就求她帮忙。她也是先用手，然后用嘴，非常努力地尝试……"
"停！停！"医生再也忍不住了，打断道："这种事，你找你表妹帮忙？"
陈先生接着说："她很乐意啊！但她也不行。所以我才来找你，看看你能不能……"
医生一听，生气地问："你想让我做什么？"
陈先生回答："……看看你能不能把这个玻璃罐的盖子打开？"