English Original
Two little squirrels were walking in the forest. The first one spotted a nut and cried, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel pounced on it, claiming, "It's my nut!"
The first squirrel protested, "That's not fair! I saw it first!"
"Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second.
Just then, a lawyer squirrel approached and said, "You shouldn't quarrel. Let me resolve this dispute." The two squirrels agreed. The lawyer squirrel said, "Now, give me the nut." He broke it in half and gave each squirrel a piece, saying, "See? It was foolish to fight. The dispute is resolved."
Then he reached over and added, "And for my fee, I'll take the meat."
中文翻译
两只小松鼠在森林里走着。第一只松鼠发现了一颗坚果，喊道：“哦，看！一颗坚果！”第二只松鼠扑了上去，宣称：“这是我的坚果！”
第一只松鼠抗议道：“这不公平！是我先看到的！”
“好吧，你可能看到了，但它现在在我手里。”第二只松鼠争辩道。
就在这时，一只松鼠律师走了过来，说道：“你们不应该争吵。让我来解决这个纠纷。”两只松鼠同意了。松鼠律师说：“现在，把坚果给我。”他把坚果掰成两半，给了每只松鼠一半，说道：“看到了吗？打架是愚蠢的。纠纷解决了。”
然后他伸手补充道：“至于我的报酬，我就拿走果仁了。”