English Original
Two women were having a friendly lunch when the conversation turned to sex.
"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems," Linda told her friend.
"That's amazing!" Mary replied. "So have Tom and I."
"We're thinking of going to a sex therapist," said Linda.
"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"
Several weeks later, the two friends met for lunch again.
"So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?" Mary asked.
"Things couldn't be better!" Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful; in fact, it's better than it's ever been!"
With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist.
After the physical exams were completed, the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said.
"But doctor," Mary complained, "you did so much good for Linda and John. Surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?"
"Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios..."
中文翻译
两位女士正在共进午餐，话题转向了性。
"你知道吗，约翰和我最近在性生活上有些问题，"琳达告诉她的朋友。
"真巧！"玛丽回答，"汤姆和我也是。"
"我们正考虑去看性治疗师，"琳达说。
"哦，我们可绝对做不到！那太尴尬了！"玛丽回应道，"但你去过之后，能告诉我情况怎么样吗？"
几周后，两位朋友再次共进午餐。
"那么，性治疗效果如何，琳达？"玛丽问道。
"好得不能再好了！"琳达兴奋地说，"我们先做了体检，之后医生说他有把握能帮助我们。他让我们在回家的路上去趟杂货店，买一串葡萄和一打甜甜圈。他让我们赤身裸体坐在地板上，互相投掷葡萄和甜甜圈。每一个进入我阴道的葡萄，约翰都必须用舌头取出来。每一个我套在他阴茎上的甜甜圈，我都必须吃掉。我们的性生活棒极了，事实上，比以前任何时候都好！"
听了这番推荐，玛丽说服丈夫去预约了同一位性治疗师。
体检完成后，医生把玛丽和汤姆叫进办公室。"恐怕我帮不了你们什么，"他说。
"但是医生，"玛丽抱怨道，"你帮了琳达和约翰那么多。你肯定能给我们一些建议吧！求你了，就不能给我们一点帮助吗？任何帮助都行！"
"好吧，"医生回答，"在你们回家的路上，我希望你们去趟杂货店，买一袋苹果和一盒Cheerios麦圈……"