At a dinner party, a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones."
"To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
在一次晚宴上，一位腼腆的年轻人一直在冥思苦想，希望能对女主人说些赞美的话。当女主人转向他并说道：“琼斯先生，您今晚的胃口可真小啊。”他终于等到了机会。
“坐在您身边，”他殷勤地回答道，“任何男人都会失去胃口的。”
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