English Original
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
中文翻译
弟弟:我看见你亲我姐姐了,如果你不给我五分钱,我就告诉我爸。
姐姐的男朋友:别那样做。给你五分钱。
弟弟:我这个月已经赚到一块两毛五了。