How to Become Rich | 致富之道

English Original

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.


中文翻译

弟弟:我看见你亲我姐姐了,如果你不给我五分钱,我就告诉我爸。

姐姐的男朋友:别那样做。给你五分钱。

弟弟:我这个月已经赚到一块两毛五了。

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