The Vice President of Peas | 豌豆副主管

English Original

Tom was thrilled about his promotion to Vice President at his company and bragged about it to his wife for weeks.

Finally, she had enough and said, "Listen, it's not that special. They even have a Vice President of Peas at the grocery store!"

"Really?" Unsure if it was true, Tom decided to call the store.

A clerk answered, and Tom asked, "May I speak to the Vice President of Peas, please?"

The clerk replied, "Canned or frozen?"


中文翻译

汤姆因晋升为公司副总裁而兴奋不已,并向妻子夸耀了好几周。

最后,妻子忍无可忍,说道:“听着,这没什么大不了的。杂货店里甚至还有位‘豌豆副总裁’呢!”

“真的吗?”汤姆不确定真假,决定打电话给那家杂货店。

一名店员接起电话,汤姆问道:“请问能让豌豆副总裁接电话吗?”

店员回复道:“您要找罐装豌豆的副总裁,还是冷冻豌豆的副总裁?”

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