Massage | 按摩

English Original

A young man lay on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel over his groin. A young, very attractive Swedish masseuse massaged his shoulders, then his chest, gradually working her way down his torso.

As she approached the towel, the man became sexually excited. The towel began to lift, and the Swedish woman arched her eyebrows. "You wanna wank?" she asked.

"You bet," came the excited reply.

"Okay," she said. "I'll come back in ten minutes."


中文翻译

一位年轻男子仰面躺在按摩床上,下身仅盖着一条毛巾。一位年轻、非常迷人的瑞典女按摩师按摩着他的肩膀,然后是胸部,并逐渐向下移动。

当她接近毛巾时,男子变得兴奋起来。毛巾开始被顶起,瑞典女子扬起了眉毛。"你想自己解决吗?"她问道。

"当然想,"对方兴奋地回答。

"好的,"她说。"我十分钟后回来。"

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