English Original
Once, a gay man arrived at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter was there to greet him. After reviewing his records, Saint Peter decided to admit him. "Follow me," he said, opening the gate.
As they walked, Saint Peter accidentally dropped his keys. He bent over to pick them up. The gay man couldn't resist the temptation and jumped on him. Saint Peter was furious. "If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."
After walking further, Saint Peter dropped his keys again. Once more, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Peter was even angrier but decided to give him one final chance.
They walked on, and for a third time, the keys fell. As Saint Peter bent down, the gay man, lacking self-control, jumped on him again. Fed up, Saint Peter immediately sent him to hell.
A few weeks later, Saint Peter went to hell for a routine inspection. To his surprise, it was freezing cold. There was no fire or lava. In one corner, he found the Devil huddled under a pile of blankets, shivering.
"Why is it so damn cold down here?" Saint Peter asked.
"Well, you try bending over for firewood!" the Devil replied.
中文翻译
从前，一位同性恋男子来到了天堂门口。圣彼得在那里迎接他。查阅了他的记录后，圣彼得决定让他进入。"跟我来，"他说着，打开了大门。
他们走着走着，圣彼得不小心把钥匙掉在了地上。他弯腰去捡。这位同性恋男子没能抵挡住诱惑，扑到了他身上。圣彼得勃然大怒。"如果你再这样做，你会直接下地狱！但跟我来，我们快到了。"
又走了一段路，圣彼得再次掉了钥匙。这位同性恋男子又一次扑了上去。圣彼得更加愤怒，但决定给他最后一次机会。
他们继续前行，钥匙第三次掉落。当圣彼得弯腰时，这位缺乏自制力的同性恋男子再次扑了上去。圣彼得忍无可忍，立刻将他送下了地狱。
几周后，圣彼得去地狱进行例行检查。令他惊讶的是，那里冰冷刺骨。没有火焰，也没有岩浆。在一个角落，他发现魔鬼蜷缩在一堆毯子下，瑟瑟发抖。
"这里为什么他妈的这么冷？"圣彼得问道。
"哼，你试试弯腰去捡柴火！"魔鬼回答。