Proctor (exceedingly angry): "So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"
Sophomore (meekly): "The right leg, sir."
学监（非常生气）：“那么你承认，这个不幸的新生被抬到了这个蛙池，并且浑身湿透了？在这件不光彩的事情里，你扮演了什么角色？”
二年级学生（恭顺地）：“右腿，先生。”
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