Not Our Own Food | 非己之食

English Original

Two boys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. The bartender says, "Sorry, but you can't eat your own food here." The two boys look at each other and swap lunches.


中文翻译

两个男孩走进一家酒吧,坐下来准备吃自带的午餐。酒保对他们说:“抱歉,这里不能吃自带的食物。”两个男孩对视一眼,交换了彼此的午餐。

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