English Original
A group of guys and one woman are at a baseball game. Impressed by her extensive knowledge of the sport, they ask her how she knows so much.
"Well," she replies, "I used to be a man and had a sex change."
The men are amazed and curious. "What was the most painful part?" one asks. "Was it when they removed your penis?"
"That was painful," she says, "but not the worst."
"Was it when they removed your testicles?"
"Also painful, but still not the worst."
"Then what was the most painful part?"
She answers, "The part that hurt the most was when they... cut my salary in half!"
中文翻译
一群男人和一位女士正在观看棒球比赛。他们对这位女士丰富的棒球知识感到惊讶，便问她为何如此了解这项运动。
"嗯，"她回答道，"我以前是男性，做过变性手术。"
男人们既惊讶又好奇。"手术最痛苦的部分是什么？"一个人问道，"是切除阴茎的时候吗？"
"那很痛苦，"她说，"但不是最糟的。"
"那是切除睾丸的时候吗？"
"也很痛苦，但依然不是最糟的。"
"那最痛苦的部分到底是什么？"
她答道："最让我痛苦的部分是……我的薪水被减半了！"