English Original
A blonde woman, down on her luck, decided to kidnap a child for ransom to raise money. She went to a playground, took a boy behind a tree, and informed him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a ransom note: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde." She taped the note to the boy's shirt and sent him home.
The next morning, she checked the spot and found a paper bag. Inside was the $10,000 along with a note that read: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
中文翻译
一位时运不济的金发女郎决定绑架一个孩子索要赎金来筹钱。她来到一个游乐场，将一个男孩带到树后，并告诉他：“我绑架了你。”
随后，她写了一张勒索纸条：“我绑架了你的孩子。明天早上，把一万美元装进纸袋，放在游乐场北侧滑梯旁的胡桃树下。署名：金发女郎。”她把纸条贴在男孩的衬衫上，让他回家了。
第二天早上，她去查看那个地点，发现了一个纸袋。里面装着一万美元，还有一张纸条，上面写着：“你怎么能对一个同为金发的人做这种事？”