English Original
A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on his way home.
When her husband approached, she jumped out and stood before him, complete with red horns, a long tail, and a pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
中文翻译
一位妇人的丈夫经常醉酒回家，她决定帮他改掉这个习惯。一个万圣节夜晚，她穿上魔鬼戏服，躲在树后，准备在他回家路上拦截他。
当丈夫走近时，她跳出来站在他面前，头戴红色犄角，身后拖着长尾巴，手里还拿着一把钢叉。
“你是谁？”他问道。
“我是魔鬼！”她回答。
“哦，那跟我一起回家吧，”他说，“我娶了你妹妹！”