English Original
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms?"
中文翻译
一位主日学老师问：“约翰尼，你觉得诺亚在方舟上的时候钓了很多鱼吗？”
“没有，”约翰尼回答。“他只有两条虫子，怎么钓呢？”
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