English Original
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To gauge his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen one?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" Fifteen students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask one question further: Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, steps back, and says, "Son, in all the years I've given this lecture, no one has ever claimed that. You must come up here and tell us about your experience."
The student (a redneck, remember this is Alabama) nods and makes his way to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost!? I thought you said 'goats.'"
中文翻译
阿拉巴马大学的一位客座教授正在举办一场关于超自然现象的研讨会。
为了了解听众的情况，他问道：“在座有多少人相信幽灵？”大约90名学生举起了手。
“嗯，这是个好的开始。在那些相信幽灵的人中，有没有人认为自己曾见过幽灵？”大约40名学生举起了手。
“这很好。在座有没有人和幽灵说过话？”十五名学生举起了手。
“反应很棒。有没有人触摸过幽灵？”三名学生举起了手。
“太不可思议了。但让我再问一个问题：你们中有没有人曾与幽灵做过爱？”
后排的一名学生举起了手。教授大吃一惊。他摘下眼镜，后退一步，说道：“孩子，我讲这门课这么多年，还从来没人声称有过这种经历。你必须上来跟我们讲讲你的经历。”
那名学生（一个乡巴佬，别忘了这是在阿拉巴马州）点了点头，走向讲台。
教授说：“那么，告诉我们和幽灵做爱是什么感觉。”
学生回答：“幽灵！？我以为你说的是‘山羊’。”