"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”
“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
A teacher asks her class who the first man was. One stude...
A humorous dialogue where a boy tells his mother he was k...
A student tells her teacher about a bird's nest outside, ...
A teacher asks her class who the first man was. A young b...
A student humorously explains his chronic lateness by mis...
A student humorously misunderstands the idiom "Rome wasn'...
A job seeker claiming to imitate birds is dismissed as co...
A dentist explains an unusually high charge for a tooth e...
A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...
While camping, Holmes asks Watson what he learns from the...
A teacher asks for an example of thermal expansion and co...
A teacher quizzes a student on dividing a steak, leading ...
Bernie admires his friend Morris for using affectionate p...
A teacher asks a student to point out Australia on a map,...
A bald man offers a stylist $5,000 to replicate his hairs...
A humorous dialogue where a husband explains a loud night...
A humorous dialogue where a boy explains the disappearanc...
A humorous anecdote where a student literally tries to pr...
A teacher poses a hypothetical math question about orange...
A man injured in an accident insists he is alive, but his...