English Original
Dotty Aunt Muriel received a letter one morning. While reading it, she burst into tears.
"What's the matter?" asked her companion.
"Oh, dear," sobbed Auntie, "it's my favourite nephew. He's got three feet."
"Three feet?" exclaimed her friend, "that's impossible!"
"Well," said Auntie, "his mother's just written to tell me he's grown another foot!"
中文翻译
一天早上，糊涂的穆里尔阿姨收到一封信。读着读着，她突然哭了起来。
“怎么了？”她的同伴问道。
“哦，天哪，”阿姨抽泣着说，“是我最疼爱的侄子。他有三只脚。”
“三只脚？”她的朋友惊呼道，“这不可能！”
“嗯，”阿姨说，“他妈妈刚写信告诉我，他又长了一只脚！”