English Original
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.
The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours went by, causing grave concern. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."
中文翻译
一位金发女郎、一位红发女郎和一位棕发女郎正在参加英吉利海峡蛙泳比赛。
红发女郎获胜，棕发女郎获得第二名。然而，最后一位选手却不见踪影。几个小时过去了，大家忧心忡忡。就在所有人都要放弃希望时，金发女郎终于抵达了。
看到她，人群欣喜万分，如释重负。当这位年轻女孩上岸时，大家拥抱了她。兴奋过后，她俯身对裁判耳语道：“我不想输不起，但我认为另外两个女孩用了手臂。”