An elderly man was driving on the highway when his wife called him on his cell phone. In a worried voice, she said, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there's a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"
Herman replied, "I know, but there isn't just one. There are hundreds!"
一位高龄老人正在高速公路上开车，这时他的妻子给他打来了电话。她焦急地说：“赫尔曼，小心！我刚从广播里听到，280号公路上有个疯子正在逆行！”
赫尔曼回答道：“我知道，可不止一个。有成百上千个！”
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