English Original
Three doctors arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be allowed to enter.
The first doctor said, "Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work." St. Peter let him in.
The second doctor said, "I haven't won any prizes, but I started free clinics and helped those in need." St. Peter let him in.
The third doctor said, "I am responsible for all the hospitals across the United States."
St. Peter thought for a moment and said, "Alright, I'll let you in, but you will be responsible for your own safety!"
中文翻译
三位医生来到了天堂门口。圣彼得问他们，为何应该让他们进入天堂。
第一位医生说：“因为我的工作获得了诺贝尔和平奖。”圣彼得让他进去了。
第二位医生说：“我没得过什么奖，但我开设了免费诊所，帮助了有需要的人。”圣彼得让他进去了。
第三位医生说：“我负责管理美国所有的医院。”
圣彼得思考了片刻，说道：“好吧，我让你进去，但你要为自己的安全负责！”