A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All lawyers are assholes!"
A man at the front of the bar stands up and says, "Hey! I resent that!"
The first man asks, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
"No!" the second man replies. "I'm an asshole!"
酒吧里，一个男人站起来大声宣布：“所有律师都是混蛋！”
吧台前的一个男人站起来说：“嘿！我反对你这么说！”
第一个男人问道：“为什么？你是律师吗？”
“不！”第二个男人回答。“我是个混蛋！”
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